News from the Sewing Witch
19 | Wiccan | Green, Sewing, & Kitchen Witch | Crafter Talk to me <3
19 | Wiccan | Green, Sewing, & Kitchen Witch | Crafter Talk to me <3
gosh thor followed me into the bathroom
and the whole time i was trying to concentrate, he just sat there in the bathtub, very loudly licking his butt.
oh my god I forgot that your cat is named thor so I actually thought you meant like god of thunder thor and holy shit the mental images
OMG I died. Straight up witch cackled and died. I cackled so high my ears rang. Holy ****** ****
(Source: prince-ichi)
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are…
Has beewitch seen this???
If I am not entirely what I believe I am,
Then show me who and what so I may better myself-
Even if to change one dram.I would gladly have the shroud ripped from these eyes,
So that I may see the greenest grass,
And clearer Skies.Prayer for enlightenment and self realization.
You may use this for inspiration, but the writing is wholly mine. Do not steal, or claim as your own.
(via thesacredcircle)
- “Paganism is the Build-A-Bear of religions”
- Cursing is bad and you should feel bad. Actually you should feel like a monster.
- The Rede applies to absolutely everything, and Gods forbid you don’t believe that.
- We’re always accepting, except when you follow ‘x’ or practice ‘y’.
- What do you mean this is appropriation?
- Dark goddesses are really beautiful, loving mothers underneath it all. They just stand for feminist power. :)
PS, if someone says any of these to my face, I will straight-up slap you.
(via beewitch)
Just found out that a guy in Mississippi is trying to recruit witches and who knows who else in a war against the gods! We have to stop him!
I’m just going to mention (while keeping my eyes on the weeping angel, Souzou you are evil, also marvel at my ability to type without looking) that anyone who goes to war with the gods is probably going to die. And I will not be sorry about it.
-tempted to move to Mississippi for this reason and this reason only-
Adding to this that a man in Minnesota sent me a message via Witchvox a few months ago to join him in his forest cabin to form a community of ‘like-minded individuals’ in prep for the coming apocalypse. He also asked that I try to find similar, ‘attractive’ women.
Gotta love the pagan community sometimes.
(via threedifferentways)
People always seemed surprised that white pagans are some of the most racist people in the world. I had a pagan girl come up to me and talk about how it was so cool that I was native and how she buried her KFC bones in the backyard and prayed over them like my ancestors used to.
No one gives a shit if you prayed over your KFC????
Predicting white pagan butthurt in 3… 2…
(via cousinnick)